Why don't I watch the news?
I took a gander at Fox News headlines this morning and here's a sampling of what I saw:
Nothing like wonderful, uplifting news to start your day, eh?
- Boy, 9, Made Plastic Parachute, Took Death Dive (classy touch, Fox)
- Deaths of 2 Michigan Children Blamed on Flu
- Brothers Admit Killing, Cannibalizing Older Sibling
- Teen Stabbed to Death by Woman in Wheelchair
Nothing like wonderful, uplifting news to start your day, eh?