1,000 Reasons
Okay, I've put on my big boy pants.
And I've found 1,000 reasons to hate myself. I started this beast on January 5. I'm the only one in the house who even has interest in it. What started as a family activity is now "alone time."
I hope you've started the new year off right, but most likely by now everyone's resolutions are starting to fizzle.
[fill in blanks with excuses -- and if you live in my part of the country, this brutal cold snap would give you ample excuse to break any and all promises to yourself]
But that's okay. With any luck, you'll have next year tostart fail all over again. (This cynical attitude is labeled "Negativity" by the Wife. I call it "Realism." As you can plainly see, I'm a righteous bastard to live with... at least on most days.)
Meanwhile, I posted a picture on Facebook on New Year's Eve, but here is an alternate, wishing everyone a Happy New Year.
Why do I do this to myself? |
And I've found 1,000 reasons to hate myself. I started this beast on January 5. I'm the only one in the house who even has interest in it. What started as a family activity is now "alone time."
Oh well.
I hope you've started the new year off right, but most likely by now everyone's resolutions are starting to fizzle.
You can't find time to do _____ because your _____ always ______.
You can't _____ because you're too ______.
[fill in blanks with excuses -- and if you live in my part of the country, this brutal cold snap would give you ample excuse to break any and all promises to yourself]
But that's okay. With any luck, you'll have next year to
Meanwhile, I posted a picture on Facebook on New Year's Eve, but here is an alternate, wishing everyone a Happy New Year.
Me and the whole damn family wishing all y'all the very best in 2014. |