"You're gonna love my nuts."

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Has anyone seen this Vince guy on t.v.?

You know who I'm talking about, right? That annoying spikey-haired dude who whores out crappy products like "Shamwow" and "Slapchop"?

I was watching one of his commercials for "Slapchop" tonight and I was startled when he proudly proclaimed, "You're gonna love my nuts."

I'll give the guy credit, he'll do anything to sell a product.

Just had to share that.

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