Snip, Snip - Part 1

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I have been coming up with a list of songs (with the assistance of my sister-in-law, Sara) that I can listen to while sacrificing my manhood for the sake of love.  Indeed I am going under the knife early Monday morning right after I get off work.  It's no big deal unless the surgeon sneezes while he's snipping.  Actually he said Beth can do the snipping if she wants to... and I bet she will.  Hey, I cut the umbilical cord -- she can cut my stuff.  You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours.  Sort of.  Paybacks are a bitch.

So here's my set list for the 15 minute procedure (read at your own risk):


  1. Mack the Knife -- Bobby Darin 
  2. Balls to the Wall -- Accept
  3. Cuts Like a Knife  -- Bryan Adams
  4. Slice of Your Pie -- Motley Crue  
  5. I've Got You Under My Skin -- Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons
  6. Big Balls -- AC/DC
  7. The First Cut is the Deepest -- Sheryl Crow
  8. You've Lost That Lovin' Feelin' -- Righteous Brothers
  9. Great Balls of Fire -- Jerry Lee Lewis
  10.  The Way We Were (Memories) -- Barbara Streisand
  11. Hold On I'm Coming -- Sam and Dave
  12. Papa's Got a Brand New Bag -- James Brown

If you can think of more, I'd like to hear your suggestions!

I'll be sure to post some pictures of my stitches.

Just kidding.

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